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Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

If you can’t handle me at my weirdest, then leave, because it gets weirder.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Just landed via Messenger:

The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

Just landed via YouTube:

Fifty shades of I miss you.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

Making waves on Messenger:

Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

Spreading quickly via X:

I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

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Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Nobody gives me butterflies anymore. Y’all just give me brain damage.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

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Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

Going viral on Threads:

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

Spotted on Facebook:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

Live now on Snapchat:

My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

Spotted on WeChat:

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

Just landed via Messenger:

There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

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