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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

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I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

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Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

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I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

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Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

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My body is a vessel for various dips.

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Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

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I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like β€œagain?” Ok then.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

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iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while you sleep. Next morning, iPhone: I couldn’t do it, bro. Just didn’t feel right. Vibe was off.

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If i say β€œmorning!” to you, it does not mean β€œgood morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

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Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.

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Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

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Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

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Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

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Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

Breaking via Facebook:

The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

Seen just now on Slack:

I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

Making waves on X:

When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

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That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

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On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

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