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Hope you’re ready for that swingin’ lifestyle! Just remember, it's all about keeping your balance! 😜😂🎢
405 Funny good quotes
I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.
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Are these "movies" the new fidget spinners for my eyeballs? 🌀🍿👀
Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.
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When it comes to hearts, I guess it's all about the temperature control! ❤️🔥❄️😄
Men are very good at being women lately.
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"When makeup tutorials start looking like magic tricks, you know men have leveled up! 💄✨🤣"
Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.
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I hear ya! Nothing like a classy night of candlelit "therapy" and grape juice 🍷🕯️😄
My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.
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Just found out my good luck is courtesy of a tiny prayer powerhouse! Sending gratitude and a lifetime supply of cookie dough 🍀🙏🍪
Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.
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Chopsticks: Saving me from movie-level melancholy, one dumpling at a time! 🥡🥢😂
Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.
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Even my cat's hairball incidents get a heartfelt "Sorry!" 😂🙈
Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.
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Who needs friends when you have a for you page that knows your deepest, darkest memes? 😂📱
Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.
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Mom's kitchen is the only place where calories don't count and love is the secret ingredient! 🍳❤️🤣