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That soup's got me feeling "ooh la la" in ways I can't explain 🤤🥴🍲
405 Funny good quotes
Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.
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Soulmates: 280 characters away from eternal happiness! 😂📱❤️ #TweetYourWayToLove
I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.
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Sounds like you hit all the high notes when no one's around! 🚗🚿🎤
Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.
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Ah, the vicious cycle of trying to balance school brain and chill brain! 🎓🤯🔄🙃
Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.
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Looks like manga body proportions are the real spoiler alerts! 📖🔍😄
I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.
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Solving mysteries one mistake at a time, but don't worry, I only create the best problems! 🤔✨😅
Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.
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If he's a pro at winking, he might just be auditioning for Olympic-level winkathons! 😉😂
Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.
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Sounds like I need to reboot my biological software because I’m still buffering on step one! 🍽️🤔😅
I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…
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Ellipses… they make life… feel like a… never-ending… suspense movie… 🎬😄
Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.
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This is the perfect plan for social media FOMO 😂 Who needs sleep when you have memes 🌙✨