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If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

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I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

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I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

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My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

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Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

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I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

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When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

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The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

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Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

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Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

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Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

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The recipe I’m making specifically says “allow to cook undisturbed,” and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

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If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

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Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

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If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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Life update: it’s getting worse.

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A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

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Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

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