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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

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Drive as I say, not as I drive.

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Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

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Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

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That fight could’ve been an email.

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

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Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

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Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

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When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Just shared via Threads:

God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

Reported on Twitch:

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Making waves on Twitch:

Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

Just shared via YouTube:

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

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Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

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Share →: The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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Ah, the clever origins of the word "aerobics" reveal the true essence of the workout – the ability to withstand tremendous boredom while getting in shape! It's a true test of mental fortitude to endure those repetitive movements and cheesy workout music. Who knew the ancient Greeks were also masters of sarcasm and wit when it came to fitness terminology!

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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

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Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

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My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

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Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

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A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

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She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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Live now on Discord:

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

Live now on Threads:

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

Going viral on Threads:

It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

Spotted on Reddit:

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

Spotted on X:

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

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Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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