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It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

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Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

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If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

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Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

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100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

Trending via Telegram:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

Seen just now on Discord:

But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

Just landed via Facebook:

Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

Going viral on Twitch:

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

Reported on Instagram:

One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

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Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

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Just shared via Facebook:

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

Freshly posted on Threads:

“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

Making waves on Slack:

My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Just landed via WeChat:

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Trending via Twitch:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

Shared recently on Instagram:

By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

Just landed via TikTok:

Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

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