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Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

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I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

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Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

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Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

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When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.