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An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

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Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

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Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

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You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

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Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

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I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

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When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

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If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

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My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

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Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

Trending via Snapchat:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

Spotted on WeChat:

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Going viral on Messenger:

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

Just landed via TikTok:

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

Spotted on Threads:

The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Just landed via Slack:

The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

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Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

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Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

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Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

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Trending via Telegram:

Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

Trending via YouTube:

If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

Spotted on Slack:

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

Spotted on Messenger:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

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Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Reported on YouTube:

When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

Trending via Messenger:

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

Going viral on WeChat:

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

Live now on Telegram:

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

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