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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

You ever wake up from your dreams impressed? Like, damn, that narrative structure was phenomenal.

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Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

Seen just now on Discord:

You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

Trending via WhatsApp:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Broadcasted on X:

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Don’t hate me, date me!

Going viral on YouTube:

I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

Just landed via Threads:

Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

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Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

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84 shares on Threads this month:

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

37 shares on WeChat this month:

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

45 shares on TikTok this month:

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

33 shares on Pinterest this month:

Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

51 shares on WeChat this month:

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

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Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

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Spotted on Instagram:

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

Spotted on WeChat:

The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

Freshly posted on Discord:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

Seen just now on Threads:

I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

Spotted on Facebook:

January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

Just shared via Threads:

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

Spotted on TikTok:

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

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