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Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Men are very good at being women lately.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Dec 31, 2025

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Going viral on Telegram:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Breaking via Twitch:

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

Live now on Threads:

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

Spotted on X:

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

Trending via Twitch:

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

Seen just now on Telegram:

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Trending via Reddit:

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

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51 shares on Facebook this month:

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

70 shares on Threads this month:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

29 shares on Pinterest this month:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

62 shares on Threads this month:

Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

88 shares on YouTube this month:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

36 shares on Discord this month:

Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Fries, not lies.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

12 folks are currently checking 👀

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

24 folks are currently checking 👀

“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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658 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

I love it when God gives me money.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via TikTok:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Breaking via Reddit:

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

Trending via Reddit:

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

Just landed via TikTok:

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Seen just now on X:

Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

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