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I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

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You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

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We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Broadcasted on Slack:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

Trending via X:

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

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There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

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Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

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Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

Seen just now on Threads:

Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

Spotted on WeChat:

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

Going viral on Discord:

Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

Freshly posted on X:

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Live now on Threads:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

Just landed via Discord:

Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

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