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If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

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The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

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Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

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My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

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Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

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Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

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I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

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Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

Breaking via Twitch:

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Just shared via Snapchat:

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

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The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

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Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

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I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

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“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

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Just shared via Slack:

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

Breaking via Telegram:

Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

Spotted on Twitch:

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Going viral on YouTube:

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

Making waves on Reddit:

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

Trending via Threads:

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

Going viral on Reddit:

Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

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