Commentary:
"Renaissance art lovers be like: Leonardo da Vinci, Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo… Was Splinter their art instructor?! 🎨🐢 #TeenageMutantArtists"
77 Funny history quotes
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
Commentary:
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods 🐱👑. And let's be real, they've been milking it ever since! 😼 Bow down to your feline overlords, hoomans! 🙇♂️😹"
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.
Commentary:
Oh, the scandalous secret life of calculators! 😂🧮 Imagine the questionable calculations it has witnessed… If only it could spill the beans like a browser history! 🕵️♂️ Just what kind of math mischief have you been up to? 🤔🤫
Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.
Commentary:
"Who knew the Ancient Egyptians were trendsetters for online cat videos and social media rants? 🐱🖥️ Let's be honest, cats and walls have always been prime real estate for expression, whether it's hieroglyphics or memes!"
Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.
Commentary:
"Planning for the future like an energy-conscious boss! ⚡️ Better safe than sorry, especially with a dad who's all about saving power! 💡😂 #ElectricitySavings #FamilyDecisions"
I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.
Commentary:
Guess I'm my own worst financial criminal… but at least I'm consistent! 💸😂
I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.
Commentary:
Guess we finally understand why Peter Pan never wanted to grow up! 🧚♂️🏠💸