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164 Funny home quotes

Funny home quotes perfectly capture the chaos, comfort, and quirks of life at home! 🏠😂 From messy rooms to family shenanigans, these quotes remind us why home is where the humor is. Get ready to laugh at the little moments that make every house a home! 😄🛋️

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

3 months ago

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

3 months ago

I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

3 months ago

You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

3 months ago

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

3 months ago

Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

3 months ago

My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

3 months ago

There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

3 months ago

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

3 months ago

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

3 months ago

I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

3 months ago

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

3 months ago

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

3 months ago

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

3 months ago

Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

3 months ago

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

3 months ago

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

3 months ago

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

3 months ago

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

3 months ago