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Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

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Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

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The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

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Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

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If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

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Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

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I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

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Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

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So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

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Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

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You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

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I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

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Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

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My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

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The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

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An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

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If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

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God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

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How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

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Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

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If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

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Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

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Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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