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Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

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Spotted on Telegram:

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Trending via Telegram:

If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

Just landed via Twitch:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Making waves on Facebook:

Listen to the birds, not the news.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

Shared recently on Discord:

Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

Shared recently on WeChat:

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

Just landed via WeChat:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

Going bananas on Messenger:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

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91 shares on WeChat this month:

Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

18 shares on Pinterest this month:

Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

40 shares on TikTok this month:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

31 shares on Threads this month:

Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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Making waves on Twitch:

There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

Trending via Messenger:

My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

Breaking via Telegram:

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

Making waves on X:

A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

Just landed via Twitch:

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Spotted on WeChat:

Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

Trending via WhatsApp:

“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

Just landed via Threads:

I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

Trending via Threads:

Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

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