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Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

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In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

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In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

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Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

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The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

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“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

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That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

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I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

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When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

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67 shares on YouTube this month:

My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

70 shares on Slack this month:

Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

58 shares on Telegram this month:

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

27 shares on WeChat this month:

Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

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Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

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Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

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A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

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Life is really sucking the life out of me.

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What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

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It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

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I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

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I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

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Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

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A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

Live now on Facebook:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Breaking via Discord:

I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

Making waves on Slack:

How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

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I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

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When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

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Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

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