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Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

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Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

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Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

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We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

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I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

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Another Monday that no one asked for.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

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Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

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What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

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Sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy.

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I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

Going viral on Discord:

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

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Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

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68 shares on YouTube this month:

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

If you can’t wow them with wisdom, baffle them with bullshit.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

55 shares on Slack this month:

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

43 shares on Discord this month:

Situationship where the situation is being madly in love with each other.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

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Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

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When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

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People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

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Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

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Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

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If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

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Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

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The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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Maybe you should embark on a strange journey.

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Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

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“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

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This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.

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I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

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I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

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Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

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