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One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

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I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

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Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

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The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

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Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

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On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

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Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

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I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

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Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

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How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

Breaking via YouTube:

I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

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They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

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Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

Spotted on Telegram:

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

Just landed via Reddit:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

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Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.

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100 shares on Facebook this month:

Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

53 shares on Instagram this month:

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

85 shares on X this month:

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

18 shares on Messenger this month:

“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

86 shares on X this month:

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

96 shares on Facebook this month:

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

60 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

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Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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“Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

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Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

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As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

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On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

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Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

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Trending via Snapchat:

Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Freshly posted on X:

Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

Just landed via WeChat:

Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

Breaking via Telegram:

My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

Going viral on Threads:

I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.

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