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If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

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The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

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The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

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I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

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I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

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Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

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I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

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Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

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Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

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You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

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Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

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I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

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British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

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“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

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