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Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Going viral on Twitch:

I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

Going viral on Discord:

Hired a financial advisor, and his first piece of advice was that I don’t make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor.

Spotted on Telegram:

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

Just landed via Snapchat:

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

Going viral on Telegram:

Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

Live now on Twitch:

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

Breaking via Instagram:

My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

Seen just now on Discord:

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

Breaking via Discord:

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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76 shares on Messenger this month:

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

89 shares on X this month:

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

49 shares on YouTube this month:

Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

64 shares on Discord this month:

They should invent crushes that like you back.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

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Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

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I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

Making waves on Telegram:

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

Just landed via Discord:

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Making waves on Messenger:

Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

Trending via Telegram:

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

Shared recently on Instagram:

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”

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