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I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

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I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

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Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

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Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

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Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

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My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

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Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

84 shares on Threads this month:

I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

96 shares on Slack this month:

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

71 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s strange being the same age as old people.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

62 shares on Telegram this month:

The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

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“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

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Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

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Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

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I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

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Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

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Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

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Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

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You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

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A real smartphone would cut you off.

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

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Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

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I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

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Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

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Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

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