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I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

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An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

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I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

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No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

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You lose some, you lose some more.

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Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

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Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

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Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

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You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

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I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

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People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

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Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

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Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

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Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

Making waves on Instagram:

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Going viral on X:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

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You’ll never see Asian parents kissing, hugging, or in any form of romance, but boom, 5 children.

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What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

89 shares on X this month:

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

51 shares on Instagram this month:

“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

39 shares on TikTok this month:

Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

87 shares on Threads this month:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

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You’ll never see Asian parents kissing, hugging, or in any form of romance, but boom, 5 children.

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I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

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I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

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In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

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If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

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Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

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Dear wallet, please get pregnant.

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I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

Shared recently on Discord:

(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

Going bananas on Twitch:

“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

Seen just now on Instagram:

A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

Trending via WeChat:

I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

Shared recently on Slack:

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

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Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

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