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Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

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I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It’s been forty years. It should all be out by now.

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Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

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Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

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I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

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There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

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I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

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A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

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90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

Broadcasted on X:

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

Trending via Threads:

I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

Live now on X:

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

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My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

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People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

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41 shares on Pinterest this month:

Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

43 shares on Discord this month:

My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

27 shares on WeChat this month:

They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

73 shares on TikTok this month:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

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Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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Death by a thousand stupid questions.

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Come on, karma, do your job.

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Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

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Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

Going viral on Facebook:

Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

Live now on LinkedIn:

If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

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One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.

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Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

Spotted on Slack:

I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

Just landed via Reddit:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

Making waves on Facebook:

My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

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If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

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