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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

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They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

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I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

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Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

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It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

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Death by a thousand stupid questions.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

Going viral on Facebook:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

Seen just now on Discord:

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Spotted on YouTube:

I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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“I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”

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Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

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Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

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A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

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He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

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More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

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Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

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Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

66 shares on Discord this month:

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

74 shares on Reddit this month:

One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

59 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

71 shares on Slack this month:

Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

100 shares on Threads this month:

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

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Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

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I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

These aliens are taking forever.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

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There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

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Bro, you will never rewatch that 7-minute video you took of fireworks. Just live in the moment.

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The void screams into me.

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The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

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At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

Making waves on Messenger:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Shared recently on Reddit:

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

Going viral on Threads:

I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

Spotted on Slack:

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

Trending via Snapchat:

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

Just shared via TikTok:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

Just shared via Slack:

If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

Just landed via Threads:

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

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