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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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I need money, not feelings.

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Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

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Relationship status: he escaped.

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

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If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

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Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

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Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

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It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

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People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

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I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

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The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

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If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

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My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

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At least life has music.

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Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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Scrolling should count as cardio.

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How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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I have this epiphany every night that I need to turn it up a notch.

Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

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Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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