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Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

How do I get my glasses prescription placed in my windshield?

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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Just shared via TikTok:

Telling her parents you creampie her daily is socially unacceptable. But telling them you’re trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.

Spotted on YouTube:

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

Shared recently on Reddit:

AirPods are hungry for earwax. It’s your job to feed them.

Shared recently on Discord:

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

Live now on Twitch:

Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

Trending via X:

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

Trending via Snapchat:

Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

Spotted on TikTok:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

30 shares on Reddit this month:

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

10 shares on Reddit this month:

I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

41 shares on Discord this month:

If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

49 shares on Threads this month:

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

70 shares on Discord this month:

Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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I let people skate. I never mention the ice is thin.

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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They don’t put cars in malls anymore, like they used to.

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Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

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Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

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I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

According to the BMI chart, I am too short.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via YouTube:

When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

Just shared via Snapchat:

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

Seen just now on Reddit:

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

Making waves on Reddit:

The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

Just shared via Messenger:

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

Just shared via Telegram:

They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

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