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Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Jan 6, 2026

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Live now on Facebook:

Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

Breaking via Reddit:

time heals all wounds.” Wrong! Time is chasing me with a knife.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Trending via Snapchat:

Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

Spotted on Reddit:

I am half agony, half hope.

Trending via Twitch:

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Spotted on Facebook:

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

Going bananas on TikTok:

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

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68 shares on Snapchat this month:

No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

99 shares on Discord this month:

I have no beef with vegetarians.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Genuinely, why does the logo of every AI chatbot look like a butthole?

26 shares on X this month:

My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

10 shares on Discord this month:

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

42 shares on Slack this month:

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

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Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

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Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

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Work is the worst video game ever.

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How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

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Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

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Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

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Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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235 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,504

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

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15,504

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Twitch:

I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

Trending via Discord:

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

Making waves on Reddit:

Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

Going viral on Facebook:

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

Making waves on Slack:

Cool times create cool guys.

Going bananas on WeChat:

If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

Going viral on Discord:

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Trending via TikTok:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

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