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People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

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Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

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“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

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I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

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1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

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You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

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If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

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Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

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The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

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Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

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I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

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Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

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I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

Live now on Twitch:

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

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First World War. Kind of nervous.

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One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

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Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

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I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

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