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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

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I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

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Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

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My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

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Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

Just landed via Reddit:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Spotted on Facebook:

Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

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Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

Just landed via WeChat:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

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Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

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Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

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Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

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Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

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I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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Broadcasted on X:

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

Just landed via Twitch:

Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

Trending via X:

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

Breaking via X:

He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Reported on YouTube:

I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

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