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If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

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The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

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Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

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Human hibernation should be a thing.

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If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

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Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

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Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Seen just now on Discord:

Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

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Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.

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Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

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Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

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It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

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Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

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Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

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98 shares on Twitch this month:

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

82 shares on Slack this month:

Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

26 shares on YouTube this month:

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

57 shares on Messenger this month:

Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

65 shares on X this month:

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

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Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

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I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

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Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

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So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

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“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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I wish more dumb people were shy.

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

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It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

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Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

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Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

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Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

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There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

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Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

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