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Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

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It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

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Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

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A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

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Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

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Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

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I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

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Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

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Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

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My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

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What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

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I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

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Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

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Not today, Satan, but next week works.

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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

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You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

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Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

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It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

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Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

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Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

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They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

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Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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