Wordgag 🎅

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

No amount of daylight can save us.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

IP address? You mean the bathroom?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

Funny Quotes Topics

17,246

Funny Quotes Images

15,094

Updated

Dec 22, 2025

Users Online

3,749

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

Making waves on X:

I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

Just landed via Facebook:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

Trending via Telegram:

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

Seen just now on Slack:

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Trending via TikTok:

She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

Home » Funny Matching Pair Quotes

Funny matching pair quotes

New funny matching pair quotes 👇

My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

0

4 months ago

hack, humor, husband, lose, matching, matching pair, me, packing, pair, reader, rolling, sock, sock trick, together, told, travel, travel hack, trick, trip, used

All funny matching pair quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

🎁🎅🎄 Christmas Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

36 shares on YouTube this month:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

Multitask? I can barely unitask.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

45 shares on X this month:

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

92 shares on Telegram this month:

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

63 shares on Telegram this month:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

68 shares on TikTok this month:

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

I bet God still calls it Twitter.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WeChat:

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Spotted on Slack:

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

Just landed via Discord:

We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

Shared recently on Messenger:

When did making sense stop making sense?

Breaking via X:

“I’m doing better than my parents at my age. They had, like, no followers.”

Live now on Facebook:

I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

Making waves on Messenger:

“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

Trending via Reddit:

I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

Wordgag 🎅

Activity Log ✨

Funny matching pair quotes

New funny matching pair quotes 👇

My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

All funny matching pair quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨