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Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

My toxic trait is thinking every inconvenience is the universe personally attacking me.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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Feb 3, 2026

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

If you love someone, let them sleep.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

Shared recently on Reddit:

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

Shared recently on X:

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

Going viral on Telegram:

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

Trending via Messenger:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

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19 shares on TikTok this month:

If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

40 shares on X this month:

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.

31 shares on Discord this month:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

90 shares on Discord this month:

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.

31 shares on Slack this month:

“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

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12 folks are currently checking 👀

“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

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Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

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I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

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I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Just shared via Threads:

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

Trending via Discord:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

Just shared via Facebook:

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

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