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Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

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Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

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You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

Trending via YouTube:

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

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My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

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I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

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My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

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Life is too short, and death is too long.

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Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

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I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

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Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

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I hope this email finds you in a well.

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If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Slack:

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

Live now on Discord:

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

Making waves on YouTube:

Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

Live now on Snapchat:

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

Trending via WhatsApp:

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Seen just now on TikTok:

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Breaking via Threads:

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

Reported on Twitch:

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

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