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Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

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Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

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If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

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Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

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I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

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“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

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Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

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Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

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Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

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I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

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I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

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If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

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Be useless, so nobody can use you.

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I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

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You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

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If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

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I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

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Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

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I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

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Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

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I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

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