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Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

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My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

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Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

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Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

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At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

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I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

Just landed via YouTube:

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

Making waves on Telegram:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Just shared via Twitch:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

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During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

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Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

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Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

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Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

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Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

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Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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Just landed via Slack:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

Shared recently on TikTok:

When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

Just landed via Discord:

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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