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Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

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Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

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Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

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Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

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We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

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Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

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They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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Men be like, “You’ve been different ever since I disrespected you.”

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The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

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This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

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I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

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I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

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Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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Denying the existence of anyone that annoys me.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

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TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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Cool times create cool guys.

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It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

75 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

“This is a great weekend to clean out the garage,” according to my wife and other people who won’t be cleaning the garage.

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If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

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They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

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Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

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Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

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Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

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Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

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Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

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Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

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Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

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I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

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I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

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I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

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The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

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I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

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