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Jan 28, 2025
Share →: I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

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"Move aside, here comes the 'holy moly' express train 🚂💨 Next stop: Awesomeness! 🎉 Who knew bringing back a phrase could be this much fun? 😁 #HolyMolyRevival"

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First responders? You mean reply guys?

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Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

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I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

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No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

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I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

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I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

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The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

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If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

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