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Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

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My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

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This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

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Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

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I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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Farting, but with eye contact.

Shared recently on Slack:

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Just landed via YouTube:

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

Just landed via Pinterest:

“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

Going viral on Discord:

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

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My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

Just shared via TikTok:

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

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Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

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I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

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Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

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I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

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Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

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I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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Trending via Slack:

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

Spotted on WeChat:

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

Spotted on Threads:

Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

Going viral on YouTube:

Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

Breaking via TikTok:

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

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