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Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Going viral on Messenger:

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

Spotted on Messenger:

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Going bananas on Slack:

I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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27 shares on Reddit this month:

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

95 shares on X this month:

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

62 shares on Facebook this month:

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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18 folks are currently checking 👀

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

What are cats even trying to do?

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I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Does anyone play Trivial Pursuit anymore, or did it retire with the encyclopedias?

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Marriage is so scary. What do you mean I can’t have my own room?

Going viral on YouTube:

I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Just landed via Pinterest:

People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

Trending via Twitch:

The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

Making waves on Facebook:

I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.

Just landed via Discord:

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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