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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

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Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

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Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

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Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

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A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

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I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

Just landed via Telegram:

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

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I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

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I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

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You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

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The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

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Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

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I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

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I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

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If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Live now on WhatsApp:

“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

Reported on Snapchat:

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

Reported on Threads:

Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

Spotted on Twitch:

November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

Live now on Discord:

One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

Spotted on Pinterest:

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

Just landed via Messenger:

All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

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