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48 Funny mouth quotes

Funny mouth quotes 😄 are the perfect blend of humor and wisdom, adding a splash of fun to your day! From witty one-liners to clever puns, these quotes will have you grinning ear to ear 😁. Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or simply enjoy a good laugh, dive into the world of hilarious quips that celebrate the power of words and the joy of laughter. Let the giggles begin! 😂

If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

Posted onMay 20, 2026

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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