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My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

May 20, 2026

You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

May 20, 2026

My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

May 20, 2026

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

May 20, 2026

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

May 20, 2026

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

May 20, 2026

Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

May 20, 2026

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

May 20, 2026

Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

May 20, 2026

My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

May 20, 2026

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

May 20, 2026

Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

May 20, 2026

When you’re feeling down, just turn up the music a little louder.

May 19, 2026

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

May 19, 2026

Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

May 19, 2026

That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

May 19, 2026

I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.

May 19, 2026

Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.

May 19, 2026

All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

May 19, 2026

Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

May 19, 2026

That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

May 19, 2026

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

May 19, 2026

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

May 19, 2026

Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

May 19, 2026

I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

May 19, 2026

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

May 19, 2026

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

May 19, 2026

You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

May 19, 2026

Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.

May 19, 2026

Alexa, play everyone that played me.

May 19, 2026

The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

May 19, 2026

If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

May 19, 2026

Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

May 19, 2026

I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

May 19, 2026

Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

May 19, 2026

Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

May 19, 2026

Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

May 19, 2026

When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

May 19, 2026

Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

May 19, 2026

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

May 19, 2026