316 funny music quotes - Page 3 - Wordgag

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

May 22, 2026

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

May 22, 2026

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

May 22, 2026

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

May 22, 2026

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

May 21, 2026

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

May 21, 2026

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

May 21, 2026

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

May 21, 2026

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

May 21, 2026

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

May 21, 2026

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

May 21, 2026

You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

May 21, 2026

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

May 21, 2026

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

May 21, 2026

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

May 21, 2026

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

May 21, 2026

“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

May 21, 2026

“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

May 21, 2026

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

May 21, 2026

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

May 21, 2026

Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

May 21, 2026

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

May 21, 2026

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

May 21, 2026

The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

May 21, 2026

My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

May 21, 2026

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

May 21, 2026

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

May 21, 2026

The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

May 21, 2026

If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

May 20, 2026

In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

May 20, 2026

I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

May 20, 2026

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

May 20, 2026

I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

May 20, 2026

Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

May 20, 2026

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

May 20, 2026

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

May 20, 2026

If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

May 20, 2026

My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

May 20, 2026

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

May 20, 2026

My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

May 20, 2026