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Finally, a list on my phone I actually want to read 📱😂 #EpsteinAlbum
317 Funny music quotes
I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.
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When you realize the only good kind of hot chili peppers are the ones you eat, not the band at your wife's secret date night 🌶️🎸😭
Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.
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Guess I'll start calling him Dave Foo Fighters from now on! 🎸😄
The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.
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I call it "karaoke confidence" 🎤😅🎶
Nobody makes songs about shawty anymore. Where is she?
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Shawty probably took a rapcation and is living her best life off the charts!
Why do DJs always act like their knobs are hot?
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Turning those knobs like they're handling a volcano on a disco floor! 🔥🎛️😎
Type of person to take the long way home just to listen to more music.
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This is me pretending I'm the star of a music video, making every detour worth it! 🎶🚗🎤✨
Becoming a DJ, but only because I like to impose my will and preferences upon the masses.
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I guess you're turning tables and taking names 🎧😎 #DJDictator
Is there a job where I can lay on the floor and listen to music?
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Sign me up for the "Professional Floor Lounger and Music Critic" position! 🎧🛋️😆
Santa’s elves listen to wrap music.
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Sounds like Santa's workshop is dropping some serious holiday beats! 🎅🎶🎁