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When you and your belly form the ultimate kitchen band 🎶🥁🍲
324 Funny music quotes
There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.
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Looks like the secret to world peace is dance moves and catchy tunes! Let's get ready for the next global sensation! 🕺💃😂
Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.
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Spice up your life: When friendship goals include discovering who zig-a-zig-ah'd into who’s heart! 🌶️❤️🎤
Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.
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Rediscovering this art might qualify me for a PhD in chillin' 🤙🎶🌿
I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.
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When life gives you concerts, turn heartbreak into a rock anthem! 🎸😂💔 In the end, enjoy the music! 🎶🙌
You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.
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You haven't experienced the joy of making a mixtape struggle session, and it shows! 🎶🔥💿
I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.
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Sounds like he found the wrong kind of "ironic" love! 😉🎶 #YouOughtaKnow
They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.
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Finally, a list on my phone I actually want to read 📱😂 #EpsteinAlbum
I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.
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When you realize the only good kind of hot chili peppers are the ones you eat, not the band at your wife's secret date night 🌶️🎸😭
Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.
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Guess I'll start calling him Dave Foo Fighters from now on! 🎸😄