317 funny music quotes - Page 3 - Wordgag

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

May 28, 2026

I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

May 28, 2026

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

May 28, 2026

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

May 28, 2026

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

May 27, 2026

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

May 27, 2026

I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

May 27, 2026

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

May 27, 2026

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

May 27, 2026

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

May 27, 2026

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

May 27, 2026

Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

May 27, 2026

I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

May 27, 2026

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

May 27, 2026

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

May 27, 2026

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

May 27, 2026

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

May 27, 2026

I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

May 27, 2026

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

May 27, 2026

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

May 27, 2026

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

May 27, 2026

Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

May 27, 2026

America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

May 27, 2026

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

May 27, 2026

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

May 27, 2026

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

May 27, 2026

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

May 27, 2026

Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

May 27, 2026

Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

May 27, 2026

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

May 27, 2026

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

May 27, 2026

When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

May 27, 2026

Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

May 27, 2026

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

May 27, 2026

“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

May 27, 2026

I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

May 27, 2026

At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

May 27, 2026

Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

May 27, 2026

I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

May 26, 2026

Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

May 26, 2026