316 funny music quotes - Page 5 - Wordgag

Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

May 19, 2026

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

May 19, 2026

A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

May 19, 2026

Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

May 19, 2026

If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.

May 19, 2026

My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

May 19, 2026

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

May 19, 2026

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

May 19, 2026

You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

May 18, 2026

I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

May 18, 2026

Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

May 18, 2026

Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

May 18, 2026

Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

May 18, 2026

That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

May 18, 2026

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

May 18, 2026

Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

May 18, 2026

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

May 18, 2026

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

May 18, 2026

You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

May 18, 2026

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

May 18, 2026

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

May 18, 2026

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

May 18, 2026

Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

May 18, 2026

The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

May 18, 2026

Nobody makes songs about shawty anymore. Where is she?

May 18, 2026

Why do DJs always act like their knobs are hot?

May 18, 2026

Type of person to take the long way home just to listen to more music.

May 6, 2026

Becoming a DJ, but only because I like to impose my will and preferences upon the masses.

May 6, 2026

Is there a job where I can lay on the floor and listen to music?

Apr 1, 2026

Santa’s elves listen to wrap music.

Apr 1, 2026

If I can’t wash dishes to your album, it ain’t that fire.

Apr 1, 2026

Being naked with headphones on is so fun.

Apr 1, 2026

Elevator music is bad on so many levels.

Apr 1, 2026

I am a firm believer that singing ‘Slide Away’ at the top of your lungs changes you as a person.

Apr 1, 2026

Sorry, I’m late. I was pumping up the jam.

Apr 1, 2026

Self-care is smoking a solo blunt with music.

Apr 1, 2026

You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

Apr 1, 2026

In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

Apr 1, 2026

The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

Apr 1, 2026

The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

Apr 1, 2026