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Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

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Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

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“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

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Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

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“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

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Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

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Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

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Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

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Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

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I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Going viral on Twitch:

I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

Trending via Slack:

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

Just shared via Instagram:

Your pronouns should be get/help.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

Just shared via TikTok:

Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

Making waves on Messenger:

My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

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22 shares on Threads this month:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

82 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

55 shares on Instagram this month:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

29 shares on Reddit this month:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

61 shares on Slack this month:

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

79 shares on Slack this month:

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

I appreciate all clouds. Fluffy, non-fluffy… it’s how Bob Ross would’ve wanted it.

76 shares on Messenger this month:

God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

93 shares on Discord this month:

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

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Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

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I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

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Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

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Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

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Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

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So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

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Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

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Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

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You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

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Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

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Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

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Live now on LinkedIn:

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

Shared recently on Instagram:

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Trending via Slack:

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

Seen just now on Discord:

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

Freshly posted on Telegram:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

Trending via Slack:

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

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