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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

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You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

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Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

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Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

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I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

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Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

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I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

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The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

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Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

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Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

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That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

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A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

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It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

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Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

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I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

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One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

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“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

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It’s strange being the same age as old people.

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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

Going viral on Instagram:

“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

Just landed via Discord:

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

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Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

Seen just now on Messenger:

November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Making waves on Twitch:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

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Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

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