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Jan 21, 2025
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"Ah, the art of stubbornly surrendering. A true quitter's dilemma! 🤣 Let's embrace our ability to quit things…like quitting quitting! 😉"

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Work for a living? In this economy?

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

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I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

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At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

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Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

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If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

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You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

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Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

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Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

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Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

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Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

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A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

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A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

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