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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

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Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

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My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

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You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

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I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

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If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

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Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

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Time needs a speed limit.