Commentary:
Turning it up a notch? Tomorrow's going to need an encore 🤪🔥🎉
275 Funny night quotes
Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.
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Plot twist: I'm only in it for the pine-scented real estate! 🌲🤑🙌
I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.
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Finally, some peace and quiet… until my fridge starts partying like it's opening night! 🌙🎉🕒
Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.
Commentary:
Midnight therapy session with my favorite book and a rebellious lack of sleep 😴📚💤
When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.
Commentary:
Looks like the local locksmith is about to become the richest person in town! 🔑😆🏡