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I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

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Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

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There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

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The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

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If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

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Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

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Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

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Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

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Oh, the eternal struggle between the love for relaxation and the dread of the treadmill! 🏃‍♂️💭 It's like the gym equipment is in a long-term relationship with dust rather than us. 😂 Who knew that our commitment to lounging on the couch could be so unwavering! 🛋️💪 Just think of the calorie-burning potential we could achieve if Netflix had a workout integration feature! 📺🏋️‍♀

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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

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Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

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Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

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A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

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It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

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My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

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Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

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I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

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Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

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It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

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I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

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My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

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