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Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Every time I turn around, it’s Monday.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

Seen just now on WeChat:

No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

Just shared via TikTok:

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

Going bananas on Facebook:

“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’ve disappointed better people.

Shared recently on X:

“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

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43 shares on WeChat this month:

I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

56 shares on X this month:

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

49 shares on YouTube this month:

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

We need a slur for people that use AI.

50 shares on Slack this month:

The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

36 shares on X this month:

Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

87 shares on TikTok this month:

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

69 shares on Slack this month:

Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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The reward for doing really good work is more work.

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Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

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Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

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It’s unfortunate that scrubbing the floors on your hands and knees is so much more effective than mopping.

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Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Twitch:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.

Seen just now on Slack:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Trending via Snapchat:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

Making waves on Facebook:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Just landed via Discord:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

Live now on YouTube:

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

Spotted on Reddit:

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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