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Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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231 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,500

Funny Quotes Topics

17,568

Funny Quotes Images

15,500

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

Spotted on X:

Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

Just landed via TikTok:

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

Just shared via YouTube:

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Just landed via Messenger:

I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

Breaking via Twitch:

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

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37 shares on Telegram this month:

This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

11 shares on Discord this month:

Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

34 shares on Slack this month:

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

21 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

69 shares on TikTok this month:

I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

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I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

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Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

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Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

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I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

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I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

231 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,500

Funny Quotes Topics

17,568

Funny Quotes Images

15,500

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,567

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Pinterest:

The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

Seen just now on TikTok:

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Shared recently on WeChat:

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

Just landed via Twitch:

Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

Spotted on Discord:

To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

Breaking via Instagram:

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

Spotted on Telegram:

Eating healthy requires a second job.

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