Funny overprepared quotes

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One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

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If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

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Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

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I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

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“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.